My new love affair with the alarm clock

I hate the alarm clock. Always have. It's not the 5 hours of sleep. Why then? Well, for as long as I can remember, the alarm clock looked like this to me.



But a lot fuzzier. In fact, I couldn't discern the color of the red light on it.



Today, it looks like this below...only clearer!



I woke up about 20 times last night just to check the time, to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

I had the surgery on one eye yesterday and I go back next week for the other eye. I keep moving my hands back and forth over each eye as I write this, just to check it out. I can't believe it, that indeed, just like the doctor said, I can see better out of my new eye with the implantable Staar Vision Collamer Lens than I can out of my eye with the conventional contact lens.

I don't know, can I expect big things out of my short game in golf now? Now there's a fantasy.

COOLEST. THING. EVER.